so you wanna make a post?

good for you! welcome to the internet, you came to the right place!

now, how do you make a post? well depends on what you’re gonna post about!

“well i think-”

see that was your first mistake. you thinking implies you have an opinion. people on the internet don’t like opinions.

“okay well… people-”

alright, it doesn’t matter how you end that sentence or who you are. someone is gonna get offended. justifiably or no.

“uh… okay. *insert popular media* is-”

nope. that falls under opinions.

“WELL WHAT CAN I POST?!”

ah-ha, we’ve reached the heart of the matter!! what can you post?

whatever you want to post! you are free to say whatever you want! the glory of free speech!

but just because it doesn’t cost anything to say shit, doesn’t mean you won’t have to pay for what you say. someone is going to disagree with you. if what you said was bad enough, people will hate you. and the only thing you can do to avoid that?

keep your fucking mouth shut.